February 2011
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“R. Kelly doesn’t need to throw on a tuxedo and dig into a McRib sandwich—like he...”
– complicated.
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January 2011
100 posts
(this is me daring. this is me daring. this is me hoping for a snow day.)
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“Mme Weil:
Do not give your lunch away.
Do not stumble on the stairs.
Do not...”
– anne carson is better than you.
she writes, yes, perfectly, but it is more that she composes.
I. To put together, make up.
a. trans. To make by putting together parts or elements: to make up, form, frame, fashion, construct, produce.
b. To fashion, frame (the human body, etc.); esp. in compounds...
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al jazeera live stream →
kyle: they sank to their knees and bent themselves over, in a line, facing east, so they could pray.
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“The Catalyst: Tunisia a country in Northern Africa was ruled by a repressive and...”
– someone over at reddit makes it easy for you.
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“I mean, it’s real in the field. Right? There’s a lot of young punks ‘n’...”
– this a dude is the a dude with whom i ought to be doing naked crossword puzzles in bed at 9am on sunday morning before our eggs and toast.
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waldosia
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. [Brit. wallesia] a condition characterized by scanning faces in a crowd looking for a specific person who would have no reason to be there, which is your brain’s way of checking to see whether they’re still in your life, subconsciously patting its emotional pockets before it leaves for the day.
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on your mother's glaring inadequacies
yo mama’s so rude, she didn’t even raise you right.
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“9. There are many different ways to cook eggs but most of them are purely of...”
– this dangerous procedure.
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GIRLS ARE PRETTY: Confront Your Mom Day! →
girlsareprettyforever:
Don’t let her treat you like this. She’s headed for the kitchen. Go chase her down.
Ask, “What was that?”
She’ll say what was what?
“That. You totally just dissed me.”
I don’t know what you’re talking about is what she’ll say.
“You dissed me. Just now.”
She’ll ask how she dissed you.
“When…
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“The Catskills ibex farm is owned by an unlikely pair of friends: Steven Jones,...”
– this is why the awl has rendered mcsweeney’s useless.
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“During Nilsson’s funeral on January 17, aftershocks from the 1994 Los...”
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Watchhe who screams at 2:38 probably ought to wife me.
20 Life Lessons From "Don't Tell Mom the...
mrsmoz:
Ever since I first saw it in the theater at 12 years old, DTMBD has maintained a constant position on my ever-evolving favorite-movies-of-all-time list, partially because of nostalgia, but mostly because it’s a solid, funny, film that featured kids that smoked cigarettes and pot, watched TV all day instead of playing outside, had dirty mouths, and embezzled money, yet still managed...
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on titling
me: late as in tardy, recent, or dead?
Kyle: late as in late stage capitalism.
I'd Like to Join that circus, clown.
that's another option.
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“The breeding program was specifically aimed at meeting America’s growing...”
– bigger bar snacks
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